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  Finally, Ali became the Caliph but even he was murdered by his fellow-men while in Namaz.

  Before this, Aisha – beloved wife of Prophet Muhammad (PBUH) and daughter of Abu Bakr who is supposed to have been divinely wed to Prophet by Allah – waged war against Ali. Ali defeated her and made her captive in Medina. Even Aisha is supposed to have been murdered as per views of some scholars.

  Hassan – son of Ali – was so scared by the murder of so many leaders of Islam that he refused to become the Caliph. He was, however, murdered by his own wife as part of a conspiracy of Muwaiah – governor of Egypt who had become Caliph due to the refusal of Hassan.

  After Muwaiah, his son Yazeed became the Caliph. He is supposed to be the greatest butcher of all times. He had Hussain – another grandson of Prophet – murdered in the battle of Karbala. That is why Muharram happens. Muslim scholars like Zakir Naik have high respect for Yazeed despite all other sects of Islam hating him. This caused many sects to issue Fatwa on Zakir Naik.

  With this murder, Caliphate became a hereditary privilege of Umayyad dynasty to which Muwaiah belonged. Now, after eliminating all followers and kins of Prophet, they started murdering their brothers and relatives to be the next Caliph.

  After Islam entered in India

  There had not been even one single generation of Islamic rulers which did not murder its kins and relatives.

  Hardly a few years later, when Caliph Walid died, his brother Sulaiman became next Caliph and murdered all those who wanted to support Caliphate of Walid’s son.

  Caliph Walid had sent Muhammad Bin Qasim to invade India. However, Sulaiman ordered that Qasim be sewed in oxen-skin and brought to him. This was because he feared that Qasim had violated virginity of daughters of Raja Dahir (last Hindu king of Sindh whom Qasim attacked and killed), whom he captured as sex-slaves as per holy book’s commands vis a vis Kafir women beforehand who were supposed to be Caliph’s virgin sex-slaves.

  Many more Caliphs continued to be killed ‘unnaturally’ – poison, murder, ‘unknown diseases’ under conspiracy to control the ‘Islamic rule’.

  For 250 years, Muslim rulers did not dare to attack India due to the defeats that Qasim had to face when Hindus retaliated. Then came the time of Mahmud of Ghazni – the second butcher to loot India with meticulous plans. This great ‘Islam propagator’ had nine wives and innumerable concubines. He ascended to the throne by imprisoning his brother to death who was the actual king nominated by their father, Subuktgeen.

  After Mahmud had died, his sons Masud and Muhammad had a war for supremacy. Masud won and blinded his brother Muhammad. But Muhammad also conspired a revolt and got Masud captured.

  Muhammad murdered Masud and became the Sultan. But after some time, Madud, son of Masud, conspired and got Muhammad captured. Muhammad and his son were murdered.

  After Ghazni, for another 140 years, these rulers did not dare to attack India again because Ghazni’s nephew was defeated summarily by Hindus when he tried to attack India again.

  Now, Muhammad Ghori was the third devil to invade India and break all records of treachery and humanity. He could not have any offspring and hence made his sex-slaves Qutubuddin Aibak and Bakhtiyar Khilji among others his successors.

  His relative, Ali Mardan, murdered Bakhtiyar Khilji. His son Aram Shah succeeded Qutubuddin Aibak. But Aibak’s sex-slave cum son-in-law Iltutmish murdered him and became the next Sultan.

  ltutmish nominated his daughter Razia for Sultanate, but his son Rukunuddin captured the throne. Razia got him, and his mother murdered. Later Razia got into physical relation with a slave whom she then promoted as her Chief Adviser.

  Meanwhile, Altunia, governor of Punjab rebelled and had Razia and her lover captured. The lover was murdered, and Razia was offered to his bed.

  Meanwhile, another brother of Razia – Bahram Shah – usurped the throne of Delhi. Altunia and Razia came to fight him but were miserably defeated. They were murdered while running for their lives.

  Bahram Shah was murdered, and Masud Shah (son of Rukunuddin) became the new emperor. Now, Masud Shah was overthrown by his brother Nasiruddin with the support of his son-in-law Balban – the greatest rapist of his times. Balban was originally male sex-slave of Iltutmish.

  Balban poisoned Nasiruddin and became the emperor. Then he murdered his cousin Sherkhan Sikar in 1270. In 1287, he appointed Kay Khusaro as his heir but after his death, Balban’s grandson Qaiqabad became the emperor.

  General Jalaluddin Khilji murdered Qaiqabad and his three-year-old son. Thus, slave dynasty ended, and Khilji dynasty began.

  The Khilji Dynasty

  There had not been even one single generation of Islamic rulers which did not murder its kins and relatives.

  The notorious Alauddin Khilji was nephew cum son-in-law of Jalaluddin Khilji. In 1296, he murdered Jalaluddin and entered Delhi with uncle’s head on his pike (Bhala). Meanwhile Malikjahan – wife of Jalaluddin – made her son the next Sultan. Alauddin imprisoned Malikjahan and had her sons and other relatives blinded. Many other supporters of Malik Jahan were murdered, blinded or imprisoned. Their properties were annexed, and their women were forced to become part of Royal harem. Khilji even had his own wife and son imprisoned and another son killed.

  Alauddin had a favourite male sex-slave Malik Kafur (another Hindu converted to Islam) who became his general. Immediately after poisoning Alauddin to death, he got his children blinded and murdered. And then he married Alauddin’s wife. One son of Alauddin, Mubarak Shah, escaped Malik and got him murdered instead. He also had his six-year-old brother Shiabuddin blinded and murdered.

  Mubarak Shah took the title of Qutubuddin and became the most shameless Sultan of entire human history. He used to keep completely nude slave girls all around in his palace and used to promote open vulgarity in public. He himself used to dress like a woman and get into most vulgar acts that can shame the most shameless pervert. He married Deval, the wife of his slain brother. He got all his relatives killed or blinded to prevent any rebellion. Mubarak was later murdered by his trusted general Khusro who was earlier his slave. Khusro again married Deval.

  But soon Khusro was murdered by Giasuddin Tughlaq, yet another slave. The Tughlaq dynasty began.

  The Tughlaq Dynasty

  There had not been even one single generation of Islamic rulers which did not murder its kins and relatives.

  And there was competition among sons of Giasuddin to murder the father as per long-running traditions of these so-called protectors of Islam. Muhammad bin Tughlaq emerged the winner in this, and he had his brothers and father murdered to become next Sultan.

  Muhammad bin Tughlaq had many of his relatives murdered in a most brutal manner to prevent any uprisings against him. He had the skin of his nephew peeled off and forced his wives to eat it!

  After impotent Muhammad had died, the throne was annexed by the son of an illegitimate son of Giasuddin’s father called Firozshah. He then had all those brutally murdered whom he feared to give rise to any rebellion. Even the 80-year-old Khwaja-Jahan was killed while he was offering Namaz. He spent most of his time in his harem, and hence the Empire weakened considerably.

  Firozshah’s son Muhammad had his minister murdered but could not annex the throne. After Firozshah’s death, his grandson became the ruler for five months. But he was murdered by another son of Firozshah. But yet another son of Firozshah (Muhammad) defeated and murdered him and became the ruler.

  After Muhammad had died in four years, he was succeeded by his son Sikandar but murdered within a few days. Another son of Firozshah, Nusrat, used to run a parallel government in another part of Delhi. The drama continued for four more years when the cannibal Timur Lang attacked India. This Timur was the forefather of another butcher Babur.

  The Timur Dynasty

  There had not been even one single generation of Islamic rulers which did not murder its kins and relatives.

  Timur himself had risen to power by brutally murde
ring his close relatives. He writes, by the way, in his memoirs that Jama Masjid existed in Delhi during his time itself and Hindus had assembled there. This proves that Jama Masjid is actually a Hindu temple forged in the name of Shah Jahan, yet another butcher.

  When he attacked India, the two Sultans of Delhi ran away. And when Timur died, his children murdered each other as per old tradition starting from the origin of Caliphate of Islam, and then one of his sons managed to be next ruler. Thus, the saga of murder continued generation by generation in Timurid dynasty of butchers to which Mughals belonged.

  The Sayyid Dynasty

  There had not been even one single generation of Islamic rulers which did not murder its kins and relatives.

  Once Timur went back after devastating India, the two Sultans came back. But one of them was murdered by another. By this time the Delhi rule was limited only to NCR (National Capital Region) of those times (hardly few km)! The powerless sultan finally died in 1413, and his minister continued to rule for a year.

  Then he was imprisoned by Khizr Khan who had collaborated with Timur Lang to plunder India. The terrorist Khizr started the Sayyid dynasty claiming to be a descendant of Prophet Muhammad! His empire was limited to a small region, and hence this dynasty was more like a band of pirates of Somalia.

  Khizr Khan was succeeded by Mubarak Shah who continued the terrorist activities but was then murdered. He was followed by Muhammad Shah. Muhammad Shah reigned for ten years and was murdered by Bahlol Lodhi, his general.

  The Lodhi Dynasty

  There had not been even one single generation of Islamic rulers which did not murder its kins and relatives.

  When Bahlol Lodhi died, the bitter fight started among his sons and brother. Finally, his third son Nizam Khan defeated the rest and became a ruler with title Sikandar Lodhi.

  When Sikandar died of throat cancer, Ibrahim Lodhi succeeded him. He also had to defeat his brother Jalal Khan, uncle Azam Khan and cousin Fatah Khan. Jalal was murdered, and the rest two were imprisoned. Another son of Azam named Islam Khan rebelled against it and there was an intense fight. Finally, Azam and Islam were murdered.

  Ibrahim Lodhi was finally beheaded by Babur, and his head was sent to Multan. Babur was invited by relatives of Ibrahim to kill him. Thus, began the Mughal dynasty.

  The Mughal dynasty

  There had not been even one single generation of Islamic rulers which did not murder its kins and relatives.

  Babur himself was one of the greatest rascals to be ever born. Babur, a descendant of Timur and Genghiz Khan, was one of the greatest perverts to be born exceeded only by Akbar in his brutality. Babur considered himself rightful ruler of India because his forefather Timur had installed Khizr Khan as emperor. Further, he was thrown away from Fergana by his maternal and paternal uncles. So, he came and butchered Indians.

  Babur nominated his brother-in-law Mahdi Khwaja as his successor. Babur divided his territories among his sons Kamran, Askari, Hindal and Humayun. But Humayun usurped the throne after his death.

  After being beaten at the Battle of Kannauj, Humayun retreated to Lahore which was being ruled by his half-brothers Kamran and Askari. Kamran refused to support a battered Humayun and offered Sher Shah, Humayun’s enemy, his support.

  Humayun escaped to Persia to whose leader Kamran offered Kandhar if he handed him over Humayun. Humayun and his half-brother Kamran Mirza had bitter fights for the throne. Finally, Humayun defeated Kamran. When Kamran was handed over by Islam Shah to Humayun, the benevolent ruler blinded Kamran with his own hands by piercing a lancet in his eye socket and rubbed the wounds in his eyes with lemon juice and salt. He deported him to Hajj where he died an unknown death.

  Another son of Babur named Askari was imprisoned. Both were later murdered. Humayun married off his Brother’s daughter to his son Jalal.

  Humayun was defeated by Sher Shah Suri who became the next butcher to rule India for next five years. Sher Shah died in a bomb explosion and was succeeded by his second son Islam Shah Suri. The elder brother Adil Khan also attempted to capture the throne but was murdered by Islam Shah.

  Islam Shah died of a ‘urinary’ disease and was succeeded by twelve years old Firuz Shah. He was assassinated by his uncle, Muhammad Adil Shah.

  Muhamad Adil Shah had to fight with his brothers-in-law Ibrahim Khan and Ahmad Khan. His smart general Hemu took advantage of the situation and defeated all to establish rule over Delhi.

  Humayun took advantage of the strife within Suri dynasty and conquered Delhi once more. But he died within a year due to falling in a drunken state from stairs.

  Thirteen years old Akbar, son of Humayun, was sworn next emperor under the guidance of Bairam Khan, his general. Bairam had a lucky win over Hemu in the battle of Panipat after which Akbar butchered an unconscious Hemu to celebrate his victory and become a Gazi.

  But soon, Akbar forced Bairam Khan to run away to Mecca. He was murdered on the way. Akbar then married his mother like auntie aka wife of Bairam Khan. He also had his cousins tortured and murdered.

  The trend now crept in and towards the end of his reign. Akbar faced a rebellion while he was on his Deccan campaign. On learning that his son Jehangir had marched towards Agra to crown himself as the King, father Akbar left his campaign in between and just made to Agra in time.

  Akbar’s son Salim aka Jehangir tried to poison Akbar twice. This was perhaps due to confusion over who should sleep with Jodha (the same character the left historians, fiction writers and Bollywood directors are so fond of). Because Akbar had already announced Jehangir as his successor and historians are confused over who actually married Jodha. Finally, Akbar is suspected dying of poisoning. But before that Jehangir ran a parallel government from Allahabad and had his own coinage system. He came with a huge army to fight Akbar and had Akbar’s ‘Navaratna’ Abul Fazl murdered.

  After Akbar had died, Jehangir became the emperor, but his eldest son Khusro rebelled against him. Khusro was captured, and Jahangir had his eyes gouged and placed him under house arrest. Jahangir also murdered Man Bai, his wife and sister of Man Singh – one of the greatest traitors to have taken birth in India. The great brave protector of Hindus, Guru Arjun Dev was murdered by Jahangir on the pretext of supporting Khusro in most brutal and painful manner.

  Jahangir killed Mirza Baig and forced his widow in his harem. This was Noorjahan. He then married Noorjahan’s niece to his son Khurram (or Shahjahan). Then Noorjahan’s daughter from the first husband was married to Shahjahan’s brother Shahryar. This started another rivalry over next ruler.

  Noorjahan used to dominate Jahangir since he used to remain in addiction all the time. She first supported Shahjahan but then supported Shahryar. Thus, Shahjahan rebelled, and many in the family were killed in three years. Finally, Jahangir died in a state of intoxication.

  After this, the battle began again. Shahjahan was out of Delhi. Noorjahan tried to kidnap her brother Asaf Khan for supporting Shahjahan.

  Meanwhile, Shahjahan had the blind Khusro (his elder brother) already poisoned to death. Asaf Khan made his son the emperor. Noorjahan announced Shahryar to be the emperor. The battle began. Shahryar was captured and blinded. Meanwhile, Shahjahan also returned.

  He had all the princes and ‘announced emperors’ along with their families killed. He then became the next emperor in 1628. Among the vilest humans to be born, some historians state that he did not spare even his daughter from his lust. He used to say that the gardener has first right to taste his fruit.

  Foolish historians claim that he built Taj Mahal when the reality is that Babur had stayed in Taj Mahal as per Baburnama. How can you expect such devil butchers to be architects of the symbol of love!

  When Shahjahan grew old, a battle began in his harem productions (aka children) over his succession. Finally, Aurangzeb was victorious, and he had his brothers Dara (eldest), Shujah and Murad murdered. He then imprisoned Shahjahan and gave him a taste of age-old tradition of Islamic justice! And fo
olish people call such perverts the glory of Islam!

  Aurangzeb, portrayed as the nastiest of all the Mughal Kings was as regular in his behaviour towards his family as his predecessors. Aurangzeb was notorious because he killed his elder brother Dara Shikoh and exiled his father Shahjahan but this is what Shahjahan bequeathed upon Aurangzeb as a legacy which in turn was passed onto him by his own father Jahangir who in turn learnt it from Akbar who inturn learnt it from his father, Humayun.

  Aurangzeb also had the same fate. His son Akbar rebelled against him and announced himself as ruler. But Aurangzeb defeated him, and Akbar ran away to Iran. But once butcher Aurangzeb died in the hands of Marathas leaving a very weak empire thanks to the glory of Guru Gobind Singh, Banda Bairagi, Shivaji and Chhatrasal among others, his sons again had a fight over succession. This time, Bahadur Shah killed his brothers and became the emperor.